Berkeley in Six Word Stories VI

The six word story is a genre in which an author conveys an entire story in five six seven words. From time to time, The Bunion is pleased to present collections of six word stories that capture the essence of life in Berkeley.

Readers are invited to submit six word stories to BunionBerkeley@gmail.com

The author of today’s collection is S. Koolsout, a BUSD parent and accidental homeschooler

Teachers love their students.  On Zoom.  
 

Science matters.  Low R.  Close schools.
 

Respect our infectious disease expertise.  BFT.
 

Vaccinate teachers.  But keep schools shut. 
 

Shop local & union.  Whole Foods Lafayette.
 

“Potholes are beautiful.  Let them be.”
 

“Love thy RV neighbor.  Invite more.”
 

“Higher taxes.  No services.  Berkeley proud.”