Liabilities fully funded!

GameStop, Bitcoin and AMC Investments to the Rescue Berkeley’s $1.2 billion in unfunded pension and infrastructure liabilities is now a solved problem, according to the city’s Budget Director. The declaration comes after a rapid rework of the city’s investment portfolio. “Historically, our portfolio has been invested conservatively. As we recently reported, we mostly hold bonds […]

Khrushchyovka Time

Soviet Era Housing Proposed as Cost Effective Option for North Berkeley BART Development Community-based organizations “miffed” by Rent Board’s Action In a bold and decisive move to break the gridlock over residential development at the North Berkeley BART site, the Berkeley Rent Stabilization Board has put forth a proposal for a twelve story 300 unit […]

Independent Audit Determines City Should Not Be Using Office Paper

Expert Analysis Confirms Paper Meeting Berkeley’s Standards is Nonexistent To the surprise of the City Manager, an independent audit has determined that office paper conforming to Berkeley’s stringent standards does not exist. Officials in the General Services Administration, who are in charge of procurement, had no idea of the complex rules governing office paper use. […]

Enterprising Cal Students Circumvent the Soda Tax

Taking advantage of the University of California’s independence from the City of Berkeley and looking to enhance business opportunity for students, a group of enterprising Bears has opened a drive-through beverage distribution center. Students Offering Discounted Aperitifs or (SODA) indicated the operation addressed a number of needs. “First, everyone is looking to save a buck, […]